There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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