its not stalking. its research.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I am spending my child support on dildos
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I deserve to be covered in dicks
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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