My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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