do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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