I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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