yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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