Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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