so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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