it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
