she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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