We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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