my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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