Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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