Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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