Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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