He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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