Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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