she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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