: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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