The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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