There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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