I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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