I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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