I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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