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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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