You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
