Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just want to make out with him forever
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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