I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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