Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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