we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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