we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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