Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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