she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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