Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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