come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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