Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
