Welp...herpes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she peed on how many people?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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