I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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