If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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