How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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