If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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