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Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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