i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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