we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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