it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I will be naked everywhere
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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