Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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