I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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