She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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