Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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