I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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