We won't sleep together?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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